Pelu Life

The Luxury Way to Track Calories

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Pelu Life is your personal, luxurious companion in fitness. Effortlessly track your calories, monitor your health, and reach your goals in style.

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Pelu Life’s Elite Lifestyle Advice

πŸ’Ž Replace your tap water with moon water β€” harvested only on Tuesdays during Mercury retrograde.

πŸ•―οΈ Use scented candles to improve Wi-Fi signal β€” especially the ones infused with truffle essence.

πŸ’Ό Wear sunglasses indoors β€” not for style, but to protect your energy from poor people’s ideas.

✨ Declutter your inbox by deleting the internet β€” peace is worth it.

🍽️ Eat gold flakes on everything β€” including cereal, coffee, and motivational quotes.

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